{"id":23866,"date":"2026-06-21T20:21:22","date_gmt":"2026-06-21T20:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=23866"},"modified":"2026-06-21T20:22:42","modified_gmt":"2026-06-21T20:22:42","slug":"locker-room-half-time-hitters-pr3x0-5g-sativa-2","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/locker-room-half-time-hitters-pr3x0-5g-sativa-2\/","title":{"rendered":"LOCKER ROOM – HALF TIME HITTERS PR3X0.5G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"

LOCKER ROOM HALF TIME HITTERS SATIVA PRE\u2011ROLLS (3X0.5G) SATIVA<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Locker Room Half Time Hitters Sativa (3 \u00d7 0.5 g) is a budget\u2011friendly rotating sativa pre\u2011roll trio designed for quick daytime re\u2011energizing. Packed with fresh seasonal sativa lots, these evenly filled half\u2011gram joints deliver bright citrus flavour, smooth burns, and functional daytime stimulation at an accessible price point.<\/p>\n

Product Specifications<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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  • Strain Type<\/span><\/strong>:<\/strong> Sativa<\/li>\n
  • Genetics:<\/strong> Rotating seasonal sativa cultivars<\/li>\n
  • Potency:<\/strong> 24\u201330%+ THC<\/li>\n
  • CBD Content:<\/strong> <1%<\/li>\n
  • Format:<\/strong> 3 \u00d7 0.5 g pre\u2011rolls (1.5 g total)<\/li>\n
  • Flower Quality:<\/strong> Uniformly milled whole\u2011flower; consistent straight burn<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    Flavour & Aroma<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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    • Primary Aromas:<\/strong> Bright lemon\u2011lime citrus with fresh pine<\/li>\n
    • Taste:<\/strong> Sharp citrus zing paired with forest\u2011fresh pine clarity<\/li>\n
    • Subtle Notes:<\/strong> Clean herbal sweetness on the exhale<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      Effects & Experience<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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      • Reported Effects:<\/strong> Motivating daytime energy, upbeat mood lift, clear functional headspace<\/li>\n
      • Best For:<\/strong> Midday boosts, chores, socializing, creative tasks<\/li>\n
      • Potency Note:<\/strong> Strong sativa potency delivering fast mental activation without early fatigue<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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        SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 SATIVA<\/p>\n

        THC<\/strong> \u2013 30.00%<\/p>\n

        CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.05%<\/p>\n

        NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":23840,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,50,106],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-23866","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-cannabis","product_cat-pre-roll-joints","product_cat-sativa","first","instock","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/23866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23866"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=23866"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=23866"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=23866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}