{"id":23647,"date":"2026-05-03T23:55:01","date_gmt":"2026-05-03T23:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=23647"},"modified":"2026-05-03T23:58:00","modified_gmt":"2026-05-03T23:58:00","slug":"portal-sloppy-troppy-diamond-infused-ipr1x1g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/portal-sloppy-troppy-diamond-infused-ipr1x1g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"PORTAL – SLOPPY TROPPY DIAMOND INFUSED IPR1X1G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"

PORTAL \u2013 Sloppy Troppy Diamond Infused Pre\u2011Roll (IPR1 x 1 g)<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Sloppy Troppy is an ultra\u2011potent sativa infused pre\u2011roll from PORTAL, engineered for maximum intensity and vibrant tropical flavour. This single 1 g joint is coated in high\u2011potency THCA diamonds, delivering explosive fruit aromatics, a smooth burn, and an immediate, hard\u2011hitting cerebral lift designed for social, creative, and energetic sessions.<\/p>\n

Product Specifications<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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  • Strain Type:<\/strong> Sativa blend<\/li>\n
  • THC Potency:<\/strong> 40%+ (extremely high)<\/li>\n
  • CBD Content:<\/strong> Very low<\/li>\n
  • Format:<\/strong> 1 infused pre\u2011roll (1 g)<\/li>\n
  • Infusion Method:<\/strong> THCA diamond coating<\/li>\n
  • Dominant Terpenes:<\/strong> Beta\u2011Caryophyllene, Delta\u2011Limonene, Myrcene<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    Flavour & Aroma<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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    • Primary Aromas:<\/strong> Watermelon, citrus, tropical fruit<\/li>\n
    • Taste:<\/strong> Bold tropical sweetness with creamy vanilla undertones<\/li>\n
    • Subtle Notes:<\/strong> Exotic fruit complexity with smooth, candy\u2011like finish<\/li>\n
    • Dominant Terpenes:<\/strong> Beta\u2011Caryophyllene, Delta\u2011Limonene, Myrcene<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      Effects & Experience<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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      • Reported Effects:<\/strong> Uplifting, social, focused; fast\u2011hitting and intensely euphoric<\/li>\n
      • Best For:<\/strong> Creative sessions, social activities, daytime energy<\/li>\n
      • Potency Note:<\/strong> Diamond infusion delivers an immediate, powerful high while maintaining a surprisingly smooth draw<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

        SPECIES<\/strong> – SATIVA<\/p>\n

        THC<\/strong> – 41.82%<\/p>\n

        CBD<\/strong> – 0.08%<\/p>\n

        NET WEIGHT<\/strong> – 1G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":23648,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,97,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-23647","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-infused-pre-rolls","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/23647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23647"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=23647"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=23647"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=23647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}