{"id":23478,"date":"2026-04-05T00:45:47","date_gmt":"2026-04-05T00:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=23478"},"modified":"2026-04-05T21:01:28","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T21:01:28","slug":"bold-root-beer-float-pr10x0-5g-indica","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/bold-root-beer-float-pr10x0-5g-indica\/","title":{"rendered":"BOLD – ROOT BEER FLOAT PR10X0.5G INDICA"},"content":{"rendered":"

BOLD \u2013 Root Beer Float<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Indica | 10 x 0.5g Pre-Rolls | THC: 30\u201336%<\/strong><\/p>\n

Because life is hard, and this tastes like dessert.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Root Beer Float by BOLD Craft Cannabis<\/strong> is the Indica you reach for when you’ve emotionally clocked out but still want to taste something beautiful on the way down. With genetics straight out of your favorite sleepy-time fantasy \u2014 XXX OG x Vanilla Kush<\/strong> \u2014 this rare, creamy strain delivers sweet nostalgia and a body high so relaxing it might qualify as a medically induced nap.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pop open the tin and you’re hit with fizzy root beer aromas<\/strong>, melted into vanilla ice cream vibes<\/strong>, with subtle hints of lemon zest, pine, and quiet resignation.<\/strong> The smoke is smooth, frothy, and honestly tastes like what you’d imagine a 1950s soda jerk would roll if he gave up on capitalism and got into craft weed.<\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udf68 FLAVOUR PROFILE:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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    Root beer float (duh)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Creamy vanilla daydreams<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Earthy, citrus-kissed haze<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Finishes like your last shred of motivation<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    \ud83d\udecb\ufe0f WHAT IT FEELS LIKE:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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      The couch is now your life partner<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Your thoughts sound like lo-fi beats<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Everything is warm, slow, and weirdly okay<\/em><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Existential dread? Never heard of her.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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      \ud83d\udd0d WHY YOU\u2019LL LOVE IT:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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        THC levels that slap (30\u201336%)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Full-bodied, dessert-like smoke<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Pre-rolls that are perfectly portioned for those who are emotionally done but still vibing<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Indoor grown, slow cured, hand trimmed \u2014 basically, the spa treatment of weed<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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        \ud83c\udf3f TERPENE LINEUP (a.k.a. the dream team):<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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          Limonene<\/strong> \u2013 for fake optimism<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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          Myrcene<\/strong> \u2013 for real sedation<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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          Linalool<\/strong> \u2013 for telling your brain, \u201cshh now, we\u2019re safe\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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          \ud83d\udce6 FORMAT:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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            10 x 0.5g Pre-Rolls<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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            Aka: 10 reasons not to go outside this week<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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            Root Beer Float by BOLD:<\/strong>
            Comfort food for your soul. Weed for when you just want to stop participating.<\/em><\/p>\n

            “Because facing your responsibilities sober was never the plan.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 INDICA<\/p>\n

            THC<\/strong> \u2013 30.20%<\/p>\n

            CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.06%<\/p>\n

            NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":23479,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,109,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-23478","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-indica","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/23478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23478"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=23478"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=23478"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=23478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}