{"id":22784,"date":"2026-01-19T02:22:48","date_gmt":"2026-01-19T02:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=22784"},"modified":"2026-01-19T02:22:48","modified_gmt":"2026-01-19T02:22:48","slug":"no-future-the-blue-one-510-cart-0-95g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/no-future-the-blue-one-510-cart-0-95g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"NO FUTURE &#8211; THE BLUE ONE 510 CART 0.95G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"330\"><strong data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"265\">NO FUTURE \u2013 THE BLUE ONE<\/strong><br data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"268\" \/><strong data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"297\">510 CART \u00b7 0.95G \u00b7 SATIVA<\/strong><br data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"300\" \/><strong data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"330\">Tastes Like: Mixed Berries<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"602\">Meet <em data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"351\">The Blue One<\/em>\u2014a flavour that shouldn\u2019t exist, but absolutely does. Imagine every berry you love\u2014ripe, juicy, tangy, sweet\u2014crushed together into a single burst of colour and taste. Except\u2026 this one isn\u2019t red. It isn\u2019t purple. It\u2019s unmistakably, impossibly <strong data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"601\">blue<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"799\">How? Who knows. Maybe the berries decided they were tired of being predictable. Maybe they wanted a little attitude. Maybe they just wanted to stand out\u2014loud, electric, and unapologetically bold.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"801\" data-end=\"1020\">Each pull hits with a wave of mixed-berry brightness: a little wild, a little candy-like, a little nostalgic. It\u2019s the kind of flavour that feels playful and rebellious, like a summertime snack smuggled into the future.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1129\"><strong data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1053\">Sweet. Tart. Vibrant. Blue.<\/strong><br data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1056\" \/>A sativa cart that tastes like berries but feels like breaking the rules.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPECIES<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 SATIVA<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 95.00%<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 0.6%<\/p>\n<p><strong>NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 0.95G<\/p>\n<p>Contains the\u00a0<strong>Equivalent<\/strong>\u00a0of\u00a0<strong>3.8g<\/strong>\u00a0of\u00a0<strong>Dried Cannabis<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22867,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[112,48,52],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22784","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-1-1-2-grams","7":"product_cat-cannabis","8":"product_cat-cart-510-vape","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22784"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22784"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22784"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}