{"id":22586,"date":"2025-09-21T19:42:31","date_gmt":"2025-09-21T19:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=22586"},"modified":"2025-12-30T01:25:49","modified_gmt":"2025-12-30T01:25:49","slug":"spinach-sour-chem-7g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/spinach-sour-chem-7g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"SPINACH \u2013 SOUR CHEM 7G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"255\"><strong data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"191\">Sour Chem \u2013 7g Sativa by Spinach\u00ae<\/strong><br data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"194\" \/><em data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"255\">Loud. Lethal. Smells like trouble (and tastes even better).<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"257\" data-end=\"633\">Let\u2019s get one thing straight \u2014\u00a0<strong data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"301\">Sour Chem<\/strong>\u00a0is not here to whisper sweet nothings. It shows up like a flaming garbage truck full of lemons and jet fuel, and somehow, you\u2019ll love every second of it. Clocking in at a ferocious\u00a0<strong data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"496\">30.9% THC<\/strong> with a burly\u00a0<strong data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"534\">3.0% terpene content<\/strong>, this sativa doesn\u2019t just knock \u2014 it kicks in the door, eats your snacks, and hotwires your brain.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"931\">Born from the unholy union of\u00a0<strong data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"691\">Chemdawg x Sour Diesel<\/strong>, this strain is pure nostalgic chaos:\u00a0<strong data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"748\">pungent diesel<\/strong>,\u00a0<strong data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"766\">sharp citrus<\/strong>, and that weirdly comforting\u00a0<strong data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"813\">chemical funk<\/strong>\u00a0you secretly crave. Light it up, and the aroma will travel faster than gossip at a family barbecue. Sorry, neighbors.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"1240\">Terpenes like\u00a0<strong data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"960\">Farnesene<\/strong>,\u00a0<strong data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"979\">Caryophyllene<\/strong>, and\u00a0<strong data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"997\">Limonene<\/strong>\u00a0team up to create a flavour bomb that\u2019s part mechanic\u2019s garage, part citrus grove, and part \u201cI may have just made a terrible, delicious mistake.\u201d It\u2019s bold, brash, and guaranteed to leave a taste that clings like regret after a Vegas weekend.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1431\">The high? Buckle up. It hits fast and rides hard \u2014 perfect for creative chaos, awkward parties, or reorganizing your life decisions at 3AM while cleaning the grout in your bathroom (again).<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1535\"><strong data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1446\">Sour Chem<\/strong>\u00a0\u2014 for those who don\u2019t just want a sativa, they want a\u00a0<strong data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1534\">sledgehammer with personality<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPECIES<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 Sativa<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 30.9%<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 0.1%<\/p>\n<p><strong>TERPENES<\/strong> \u2013 3.0%<\/p>\n<p><strong>NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 7G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22153,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,49,108],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22586","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-dried-flower","8":"product_cat-flower-7g","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22586"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22586"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22586"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}