{"id":22579,"date":"2025-09-21T17:37:39","date_gmt":"2025-09-21T17:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=22579"},"modified":"2026-02-15T21:27:17","modified_gmt":"2026-02-15T21:27:17","slug":"spinach-wedding-cake-pr0-35x10-hybrid","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/spinach-wedding-cake-pr0-35x10-hybrid\/","title":{"rendered":"SPINACH &#8211; WEDDING CAKE PR0.35X10 HYBRID"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"535\"><strong data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"353\">Wedding Cake \u2013 0.35g x 10 Pre Rolls (Indica Hybrid)<\/strong><br data-start=\"353\" data-end=\"356\" \/><strong data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"370\">By Spinach<\/strong><br data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"373\" \/><strong data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"410\">THC: 34.00% |\u00a0<\/strong><br data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"413\" \/><strong data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"452\">Linalool \u00b7 Caryophyllene \u00b7 Limonene<\/strong><br data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"455\" \/><strong data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"535\">Flavour: Sweet \u00b7 Fruity \u00b7 Earthy \u00b7 Vanilla frosting for your last brain cell<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"908\"><strong data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"627\">The only kind of Wedding Cake that doesn\u2019t end in awkward speeches and financial ruin.<\/strong><br data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"630\" \/>This isn\u2019t just flower\u2014it\u2019s a full-blown commitment to doing absolutely nothing with extraordinary intensity. Packed into 0.35 grams of <strong data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"802\">frost-covered, terps-rich Pre rolls<\/strong>, Spinach\u2019s\u00a0<strong data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"830\">Wedding Cake<\/strong>\u00a0delivers on its name: sweet, rich, and slightly overwhelming in the best way.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"1141\">With a mind-numbing\u00a0<strong data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"943\">34% THC<\/strong>, this Indica-hybrid is what happens when\u00a0<strong data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"1040\">Triangle Mints, Kush Mints, and White Tahoe Cookies<\/strong>\u00a0get together and decide therapy is expensive, so you might as well just melt into the couch instead.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1143\" data-end=\"1425\">Every inhale layers on notes of\u00a0<strong data-start=\"1175\" data-end=\"1203\">ripe fruit, warm vanilla<\/strong>, and a grounding\u00a0<strong data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1237\">earthy spice<\/strong>\u2014like dessert for your nervous system. Dominant terpenes\u00a0<strong data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1335\">linalool, caryophyllene, and limonene<\/strong>\u00a0hit that sweet spot between \u201cwow, I feel incredible\u201d and \u201cdid I just forget my own name?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1694\">\ud83d\udc80\u00a0<strong data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1502\">Perfect for turning off notifications\u2026 and also your inner monologue<\/strong><br data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1505\" \/>\ud83c\udf70<strong data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1544\">\u00a0dense, trichome-heavy <\/strong>\u2014 because you clearly have no plans to leave the house<br data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"1602\" \/>\ud83e\udde0\u00a0<strong data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1630\">Indica hybrid effects<\/strong>\u00a0= full body buzz, partial memory loss, mild existential clarity<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1877\">Whether you\u2019re recovering from life or just trying to forget it\u2019s Monday,\u00a0<strong data-start=\"1770\" data-end=\"1790\">Wedding Cake Pre Rolls<\/strong>\u00a0is the kind of treat that understands you\u2014and gently suggests you stop trying so hard.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1879\" data-end=\"1991\"><strong data-start=\"1879\" data-end=\"1991\">Spinach\u2019s Wedding Cake: Because some of us don\u2019t need a reason to disappear into a blanket fort for a weekend.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 Indica HYBRID<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 48.00%<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0%<\/p>\n<p><strong>NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 3.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":23017,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,107,109,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22579","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-hybrid","8":"product_cat-indica","9":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","11":"first","12":"instock","13":"shipping-taxable","14":"purchasable","15":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22579"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22579"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22579"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}