{"id":22276,"date":"2025-07-20T22:57:36","date_gmt":"2025-07-20T22:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=22276"},"modified":"2026-01-02T23:53:19","modified_gmt":"2026-01-02T23:53:19","slug":"jonny-chronic-acapulco-gold-reefers-pr3x0-5g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/jonny-chronic-acapulco-gold-reefers-pr3x0-5g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"JONNY CHRONIC &#8211; ACAPULCO GOLD REEFERS PR3X0.5G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"274\"><strong data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"242\">Acapulco Gold Reefers Pre-Rolls 3&#215;0.5g (Sativa)<\/strong><br data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"245\" \/><strong data-start=\"245\" data-end=\"274\">By Jonny Chronic Cannabis<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"553\">Straight from the sun-drenched coasts of legend, <strong data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"342\">Acapulco Gold<\/strong> is back \u2014 and it brought vibes. This trio of 0.5g sativa pre-rolls isn\u2019t just a smoke, it\u2019s a golden ticket to a brighter dimension where the only deadline is sunset and your brain is running on pure serotonin.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"834\">Born from pure <em data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"597\">Central American Landrace<\/em> genetics and clocking in at a THC range of <strong data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"651\">24\u201330%<\/strong>, this sunshine-fueled sativa doesn\u2019t mess around. It lifts you fast, hits you clean, and leaves you floating somewhere between \u201clet\u2019s build a treehouse\u201d and \u201cshould we start a band?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"1022\">The aroma? Picture citrus zest dancing through a warm breeze, with earthy spice and a whisper of sweet funk \u2013 thanks to its rich terp profile of <em data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1006\">Caryophyllene, Myrcene,<\/em> and <em data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1021\">Limonene<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1240\">Rolled to perfection and ready to spark, <strong data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1090\">Acapulco Gold Reefers<\/strong> are the kind of pre-rolls that make your playlist sound better, your thoughts louder (in a good way), and your day feel just a little more cinematic.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1323\"><strong data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1259\">Acapulco Gold<\/strong>: For when you need to flip the switch from \u201cmeh\u201d to \u201cmajestic.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 Sativa<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 25.40%<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.05%<\/p>\n<p><strong>NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,50,106],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22276","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","8":"product_cat-sativa","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"sale","13":"shipping-taxable","14":"purchasable","15":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22276"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22276"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22276"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}