{"id":22270,"date":"2025-07-20T22:25:22","date_gmt":"2025-07-20T22:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=22270"},"modified":"2026-01-03T01:31:15","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T01:31:15","slug":"the-loud-plug-milk-cake-pr3x0-5g-indica","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/the-loud-plug-milk-cake-pr3x0-5g-indica\/","title":{"rendered":"THE LOUD PLUG &#8211; MILK CAKE PR3X0.5G INDICA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"221\"><strong data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"189\">Milk Cake Pre-Rolls 3&#215;0.5g (Indica)<\/strong><br data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"192\" \/><strong data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"221\">by The Loud Plug Cannabis<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"404\"><strong data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"235\">Lineage:<\/strong>\u00a0<em data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"272\">Peanut Butter x Girl Scout Cookies<\/em><br data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"275\" \/><strong data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"283\">THC:<\/strong>\u00a0<em data-start=\"284\" data-end=\"295\">28% \u2013 32%<\/em><br data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"298\" \/><strong data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"311\">Terpenes:<\/strong>\u00a0<em data-start=\"312\" data-end=\"358\">Beta-Myrcene, Trans-Caryophyllene, Farnesene<\/em><br data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"361\" \/><strong data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"371\">Aroma:<\/strong>\u00a0<em data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"402\">Skunky, Earthy, Nutty, Sweet<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"752\">Sink into rich, creamy indulgence with\u00a0<strong data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"458\">Milk Cake<\/strong>, a decadent Indica-dominant strain crafted from the smooth, nutty fusion of <em data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"550\">Peanut Butter<\/em>\u00a0and\u00a0<em data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"575\">Girl Scout Cookies<\/em>. Expertly rolled and luxuriously potent, this 3-pack of 0.5g pre-rolls delivers a euphoric melt into deep relaxation\u2014perfect for winding down or slipping into a blissful night.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"1085\">As soon as you spark it,\u00a0<em data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"790\">Milk Cake<\/em> teases your senses with skunky earthiness layered over roasted nuttiness and just a kiss of sweetness. The heavy-hitting 28%\u201332% THC profile doesn\u2019t play around\u2014expect a fast-onset body buzz, soothing mental calm, and that signature Indica couch-lock that melts stress like warm butter on cake.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1220\">Wrapped and ready for indulgence,\u00a0<strong data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1144\">Milk Cake Pre-Rolls<\/strong>\u00a0aren\u2019t just a smoke\u2014they&#8217;re a slow, delicious exhale into comfort and calm.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1262\"><strong data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1262\">Temptation never tasted this smooth.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPECIES<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 Indica<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 28.15%<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 0.06%<\/p>\n<p><strong>NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22271,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,109,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22270","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-indica","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"sale","13":"shipping-taxable","14":"purchasable","15":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22270"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22270"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22270"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}