{"id":22182,"date":"2025-06-29T20:50:34","date_gmt":"2025-06-29T20:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=22182"},"modified":"2025-11-16T00:56:20","modified_gmt":"2025-11-16T00:56:20","slug":"7acres-smokehouse-hash-2g-hybrid","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/7acres-smokehouse-hash-2g-hybrid\/","title":{"rendered":"7ACRES &#8211; SMOKEHOUSE HASH 2G HYBRID"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"244\" data-end=\"320\"><strong data-start=\"244\" data-end=\"291\">Smokehouse Hash 2g Hybrid \u2013 7ACRES Cannabis<\/strong><br data-start=\"291\" data-end=\"294\" \/><em data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"320\">Come hungry. Leave high.<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"784\">This isn\u2019t your grandpa\u2019s hash. <strong data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"373\">Smokehouse Hash<\/strong> by <strong data-start=\"377\" data-end=\"387\">7ACRES<\/strong> is a <strong data-start=\"393\" data-end=\"421\">rich, full-bodied hybrid<\/strong> that hits like a brisket to the brain and leaves a smoky, hickory-sweet trail of destruction in its wake. Crafted for the connoisseurs and the mildly unhinged, this 2g slab of gold packs a <strong data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"637\">mind-melting 47.5% THC<\/strong> and just enough <strong data-start=\"654\" data-end=\"669\">CBD (0.15%)<\/strong> to make you <em data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"689\">think<\/em> you&#8217;re grounded \u2014 until you realize you&#8217;re staring at your ceiling fan like it owes you money.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"1046\">The flavour? Pure backyard BBQ energy. Hickory smoke, charred wood, and a touch of that earthy hash spice that makes your nose twitch and your soul whisper <em data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"952\">\u201cagain.\u201d<\/em> It&#8217;s the kind of taste that lingers \u2014 in your mouth, your memories, and maybe your furniture.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1215\"><strong data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1067\">Smokehouse Hash<\/strong> doesn\u2019t play around. It\u2019s warm, nostalgic, and dangerously smooth \u2014 like if a cowboy and a campfire fell in love, got baked, and made resin babies.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1217\" data-end=\"1345\"><strong data-start=\"1217\" data-end=\"1345\">Warning: May cause flashbacks to late-night bonfires, bad decisions, and questioning how something this tasty is even legal.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 HYBRID<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 47.50%<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.15%<\/p>\n<p><strong>NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 2.0G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22183,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,55],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22182","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-concentrates-extract","9":"first","10":"instock","11":"shipping-taxable","12":"purchasable","13":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22182"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22182"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22182"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}