{"id":22154,"date":"2025-06-26T01:30:57","date_gmt":"2025-06-26T01:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=22154"},"modified":"2025-06-26T01:30:58","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T01:30:58","slug":"hiway-fast-lane-14g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/hiway-fast-lane-14g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"HIWAY – FAST LANE 14G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fast Lane \u2013 Pancakes x Flurry | 14g Sativa by Hiway<\/strong>
Speed. Flavour. Absolutely no chill.<\/em><\/p>\n

Welcome to the Fast Lane<\/strong>, where the THC is 29.5%<\/strong>, the CBD is basically nonexistent, and the brakes were never installed to begin with. This batch brings together Pancakes x Flurry<\/strong>, a sativa combo that tastes like breakfast got possessed by a party demon \u2014 sweet, spicy, and just unhinged enough to make it interesting.<\/p>\n

Crafted for the thrill-seekers and attention-span fugitives, this isn\u2019t your gentle, peace-love-and-micro dose kind of flower. This is wake-and-bake with consequences<\/strong>. With 3.22% terpenes<\/strong> led by beta-caryophyllene<\/strong>, limonene<\/strong>, and a hit of Bisabolol<\/strong> (yes, that’s a real word), the flavour profile is like biting into a stack of syrupy pancakes while doing 160 km\/h with your windows down and your existential dread riding shotgun.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s part of Hiway\u2019s rotating strain series, which means you\u2019re always rolling the dice \u2014 but in a fun, affordable, \u201cwhat\u2019s the worst that could happen?\u201d kind of way. This batch hits hard and fast, perfect for mornings, midnights, and those mysterious gaps in your calendar marked \u201cdon\u2019t ask.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Expect a heady, energized high that comes on like a caffeine overdose in the best possible way \u2014 creative, chaotic, and just this side of lucid. You may clean your room, start a business, or decide that everything in your life was a simulation\u2026 either way, you won\u2019t be bored.<\/p>\n

Fast Lane \u2013 Pancakes x Flurry.<\/strong>
Because sometimes the express route to enlightenment smells like syrup and burns like a rocket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SPECIES –\u00a0<\/strong>Sativa<\/p>\n

THC – <\/strong>29.5%<\/p>\n

CBD – <\/strong>0.1%<\/p>\n

TERPENES – <\/strong>3.22%<\/p>\n

NET WEIGHT – <\/strong>14G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22156,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,49,104],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22154","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-dried-flower","8":"product_cat-flower-14g-15g-28g","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22154"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22154"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}