{"id":22149,"date":"2025-06-26T00:10:42","date_gmt":"2025-06-26T00:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=22149"},"modified":"2025-06-26T00:10:43","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T00:10:43","slug":"pure-sunfarms-gorilla-milk-7g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/pure-sunfarms-gorilla-milk-7g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"PURE SUNFARMS – GORILLA MILK 7G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gorilla Milk \u2013 7g Sativa by Pure Sunfarms<\/strong>
Sweet. Savage. Surprisingly civil\u2026 at first.<\/em><\/p>\n

Gorilla Milk isn\u2019t here to play nice \u2014 it\u2019s the lovechild of Gorilla Cookies<\/strong> and Cereal Milk<\/strong>, and yes, it inherited the sugar, the spice, and just enough feral energy to make you question your life choices (in a good way). With THC levels hitting up to 30%<\/strong>, this isn\u2019t your chill Sunday puff \u2014 it\u2019s more like dessert with a side of existential clarity.<\/p>\n

Crack the bag and inhale the vanilla cookies, creamy cereal milk, and tart red berries<\/strong> \u2014 you\u2019ll feel like you\u2019ve wandered into a bakery run by woodland spirits and reformed criminals. Then comes the spicy pepper kick<\/strong>, courtesy of caryophyllene<\/strong>, just to remind you that life is beautiful… and also occasionally terrifying.<\/p>\n

Expect a high that\u2019s sharp, creative, and suspiciously uplifting<\/strong>, like you’ve just remembered all your passwords or finally figured out what your cat\u2019s been judging you for. It\u2019s energizing without the crash, cerebral without paranoia \u2014 unless, of course, you already owe someone money.<\/p>\n

The buds are dense, trichome-heavy beasts<\/strong>, sparkling like they just survived a blizzard made of sugar and ambition. One hit and suddenly you\u2019re an artist. Two hits and you\u2019re rearranging furniture at 3AM. Three hits? We\u2019ll let you find out.<\/p>\n

Gorilla Milk<\/strong> \u2014 because sometimes, the only thing standing between you and enlightenment is a sativa with a sweet tooth and no moral compass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 SATIVA<\/p>\n

THC<\/strong> \u2013 28.2%<\/p>\n

CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.1%<\/p>\n

TERPENES<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 2.69%<\/p>\n

NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 7G<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22150,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,49,108],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22149","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-dried-flower","8":"product_cat-flower-7g","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22149"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22149"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22149"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}