By Ostara Medical<\/strong> Gas Cake<\/strong> isn’t just a pre-roll \u2014 it\u2019s a full-blown flavor explosion wrapped in existential clarity<\/em>. Ostara\u2019s triple pack of high-octane hybrids is here to knock politely… then body-check your endocannabinoid system into the nearest couch.<\/p>\n This strain is a heavyweight<\/strong>\u2014like, \u201ccancel your plans and maybe delete a few apps\u201d<\/em> heavy. At 32.49% THC<\/strong> with a terpene profile that reads like a dessert menu written by mad scientists, it\u2019s all gas, all cake, and no brakes. Creamy vanilla frosting and citrus zest ride shotgun on a diesel-fueled base, while the inhale tastes like a lemon-splashed cupcake set on fire in the best way possible.<\/p>\n The high? Equal parts \u201cbrain buzz\u201d and \u201cbody melt\u201d<\/strong>, thanks to the dynamic duo of myrcene and limonene<\/strong>. You’ll be fully sedated from the neck down and philosophically engaged<\/em> from the neck up \u2014 which is just a fancy way of saying you’ll forget where your legs are but suddenly have strong opinions on time travel.<\/p>\n Perfect for:<\/p>\n “Relaxing” in the sense that you’re actively being absorbed into your couch<\/p>\n<\/li>\n Wondering how vanilla and jet fuel can coexist<\/p>\n<\/li>\n Disappearing from reality with flavor<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n Gas Cake Pre-Rolls: Because sometimes you want dessert… and sometimes you want dessert that bites back.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 HYBRID<\/p>\n THC<\/strong> \u2013 32.49%<\/p>\n CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.1%<\/p>\n TOTAL TERPENES<\/strong> \u2013 3.45%<\/p>\n NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 1.8G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22099,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,107,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22097","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-hybrid","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22097"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22097"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22097"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Strain:<\/strong> Gas Cake (High Octane x Jungle Cake \u2013 Bred by Jungle Boys)
THC:<\/strong> 32.49%
CBD:<\/strong> 0.1%
Terpenes:<\/strong> 3.45%
Net Weight:<\/strong> 1.8g<\/p>\n
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