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Weed Me Max \u2013 Liquid Diamond Watermelon Mint 510 Vape Cart | 1g Hybrid<\/strong><\/p>\n

Some vapes whisper. This one kicks down the door with a grin and a fruit basket. The Watermelon Mint<\/strong> 510 vape cart by Weed Me Max<\/strong> is what happens when juicy, mouthwatering watermelon takes a vacation with icy mint\u2014and they come back with stories they can’t legally tell.<\/p>\n

From the first pull, it hits you with that nostalgic, Jolly Rancher-level watermelon sweetness. It\u2019s juicy, playful, and just when you think it might be too easygoing, that minty chill<\/strong> comes sliding in like it\u2019s late to the party but still somehow the star of the show. Cool, crisp, and just sharp enough to remind you that you’re alive\u2014and maybe also that you haven\u2019t hydrated properly today.<\/p>\n

Crafted from liquid diamonds<\/strong> (yes, actual science-level concentrate magic), this hybrid cart delivers potent THC levels<\/strong> in the 95\u201398% range. Translation? You\u2019ll be vibing somewhere between \u201cdeeply introspective\u201d and \u201cshould I be worried about how comfortable this couch is?\u201d It\u2019s smooth, it\u2019s strong, and it doesn\u2019t care what kind of day you had\u2014it\u2019s about to rewrite it.<\/p>\n

Perfect for laid-back nights, staring into the fridge for inspiration, or pretending your life is a music video while walking to the corner store.<\/p>\n

Hit it. Chill out. Try not to text your ex.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 Hybrid<\/p>\n

THC<\/strong> \u2013 96.59%<\/p>\n

CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.20%<\/p>\n

NET WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 1G<\/p>\n

Contains the equivalent of 4g of dried cannabis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[112,48,52],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22020","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-1-1-2-grams","7":"product_cat-cannabis","8":"product_cat-cart-510-vape","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"sale","13":"shipping-taxable","14":"purchasable","15":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22020"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22020"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22020"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}