{"id":22005,"date":"2025-06-08T16:45:42","date_gmt":"2025-06-08T16:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=22005"},"modified":"2025-06-08T16:45:43","modified_gmt":"2025-06-08T16:45:43","slug":"tobagrown-tobies-pr5x1g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/tobagrown-tobies-pr5x1g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"TOBAGROWN – TOBIES PR5X1G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"

TobaGrown \u2013 Tobie\u2019s PR5x1g | Chocolate Chips (Sativa)<\/strong><\/h3>\n

5 x 1g Craft Pre-Rolls | Sativa<\/strong>
Baked. But make it brainy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Welcome to your new wake-and-bake obsession. Tobie\u2019s Chocolate Chips<\/strong> Sativa pre-rolls serve up five full grams of handcrafted flower that tastes like nostalgia dipped in THC \u2014 and hits like your to-do list never stood a chance.<\/p>\n

This isn\u2019t your average \u201ccookie-flavoured\u201d strain that tastes like disappointment and air. Nope. Chocolate Chips<\/strong> actually lives up to the name \u2014 warm, sweet, and just the right amount of dank. Think cookie jar meets dispensary: rich cocoa notes, subtle doughy sweetness, and that classic Sativa kick to the frontal lobe that says, \u201cLet\u2019s overthink lunch plans at light speed.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

\ud83c\udf6a Flavour Vibes:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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    Fresh chocolate chip cookie dough \u2014 chewy and rich<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Sweet vanilla and roasted cocoa \u2014 like dessert, but slightly dangerous<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Earthy undertones \u2014 grounding, so you don\u2019t fly too<\/em> close to the sun<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    \ud83d\udd25 The High:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

    Energetic, talkative, and maybe a little too introspective. Great for getting things done, or getting wildly distracted trying. Perfect for creative bursts, spontaneous deep-dives into meaningless topics, and texting people you probably<\/em> shouldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n

    \ud83e\udde0 Pairs Well With:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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      Starting 3 projects, finishing none<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Laughing at your own texts<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      The illusion of productivity<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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      Chocolate Chips by TobaGrown<\/strong>:
      For when you want to feel inspired, uplifted, and just slightly unhinged \u2014 like a cookie baked at 420\u00b0F with existential frosting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013\u00a0SATIVA<\/p>\n

      THC<\/strong> \u2013 28.00%<\/p>\n

      CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.05%<\/p>\n

      NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 5.0G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21158,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,50,106],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22005","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","8":"product_cat-sativa","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/22005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22005"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=22005"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=22005"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=22005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}