{"id":21933,"date":"2025-05-25T20:02:03","date_gmt":"2025-05-25T20:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=21933"},"modified":"2026-03-22T21:09:44","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T21:09:44","slug":"spinach-sourz-strawberry-watermelon-11-cbgthc-gummy","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/spinach-sourz-strawberry-watermelon-11-cbgthc-gummy\/","title":{"rendered":"SPINACH \u2013 SOURZ STRAWBERRY WATERMELON 1:1 CBG|THC GUMMY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"326\"><strong data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"267\">SOURZ by Spinach\u00ae \u2013 Strawberry Watermelon (1:1 CBG | THC Gummy)<\/strong><br data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"270\" \/><strong data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"303\">10mg THC | 10mg CBG per gummy<\/strong><br data-start=\"303\" data-end=\"306\" \/><strong data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"326\">1 gummy per pack<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"706\"><strong data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"435\">This is what happiness tastes like\u2014if happiness were a fruit-flavored chemical detachment from reality.<\/strong><br data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"438\" \/>Meet <strong data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"474\">Strawberry Watermelon SOURZ<\/strong> by Spinach\u00ae, the fully blasted, sugar-coated life raft you didn\u2019t know you needed. Packed with 10mg THC and 10mg CBG, this dual-flavored gummy is sweet, sour, and delightfully disorienting\u2014kind of like life, but with better flavor.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"1017\">Strawberry and watermelon swirl together in a juicy escape plan while sour crystals slap your taste buds like they owe them money. Then the cannabinoids kick in\u2014<strong data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"934\">CBG brings the \u201cI might be productive again someday\u201d optimism<\/strong>, while THC gently reminds you that <em data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1016\">no, you will not be answering emails tonight<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1207\">\ud83c\udf53 <strong data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1055\">Fruit-forward, brain-backward<\/strong><br data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1058\" \/>\ud83e\udde0 <strong data-start=\"1061\" data-end=\"1074\">CBG + THC<\/strong> = alert enough to function, relaxed enough not to care<br data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1132\" \/>\u26a1 <strong data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1155\">Blasted with sour<\/strong> = because this world is already too sweet and weird<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1347\">So go ahead\u2014pop the gummy, embrace the void, and ride the fruity wave of blissful apathy.<br data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1301\" \/><strong data-start=\"1301\" data-end=\"1347\">This is self-care\u2026 with a sarcastic smirk.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SATIVA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong>\u00a0: 10 mg\/unit<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong>\u00a0: 0.02mg\/unit<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBG<\/strong>\u00a0: 10 mg\/ unit<\/p>\n<p><strong>Weight<\/strong>\u00a0: 5 g<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21934,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,51,54],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21933","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-edibles","8":"product_cat-candies-gel","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21933"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21933"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21933"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}