{"id":21918,"date":"2025-05-24T22:28:27","date_gmt":"2025-05-24T22:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21918"},"modified":"2025-05-24T22:28:28","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T22:28:28","slug":"elevator-peanut-butter-cake-pr3x0-5g-hybrid","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/elevator-peanut-butter-cake-pr3x0-5g-hybrid\/","title":{"rendered":"ELEVATOR \u2013 PEANUT BUTTER CAKE PR3X0.5G HYBRID"},"content":{"rendered":"

Peanut Butter Cake Pre-Rolls (3 x 0.5g) \u2013 Hybrid<\/strong>
By Elevator Cannabis<\/strong><\/p>\n

THC:<\/strong> 29.2%
Terpenes:<\/strong> Myrcene \u2022 Caryophyllene \u2022 Farnesene
Lineage:<\/strong> Do-Si-Dos \u00d7 Lava Cake
Flavors:<\/strong> Nutty \u2022 Sweet \u2022 Like Dessert That Fights Back
Effects:<\/strong> Euphoric \u2022 Chill \u2022 Like You Just Won an Argument with the Universe<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s like dessert for your brain \u2014 if dessert could giggle, forget your to-do list, and high-five your soul.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Meet Peanut Butter Cake<\/strong> \u2014 a hybrid strain wrapped up in three perfect 0.5g pre-rolls by Elevator Cannabis<\/strong>, created for those moments when you’re done pretending to be productive and just want to feel good<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Born from Do-Si-Dos<\/strong> and Lava Cake<\/strong>, this strain isn\u2019t just tasty \u2014 it\u2019s dangerously decadent. The flavor? Think nutty, creamy sweetness<\/strong>, like someone turned your favorite dessert into smoke and then sprinkled it with a little bit of \u201ceverything\u2019s going to be okay.\u201d<\/p>\n

And with a THC level pushing 29.2%<\/strong>, it doesn\u2019t just tap you on the shoulder \u2014 it wraps you in a warm, weighted blanket and says, \u201cShhh\u2026 no more emails.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Expect a high that hits quick with a light euphoric buzz, then smooths into a chill, body-soothing calm<\/strong> that makes scrolling through life\u2019s chaos oddly entertaining. Perfect for evenings, weekends, or whenever you feel like reality needs a soft filter.<\/p>\n

Side effects may include:<\/strong>
\u2714 Prolonged smiling
\u2714 Sudden appreciation for snacks
\u2714 Talking to your cat like it\u2019s your therapist<\/p>\n

So if you\u2019re craving a smoke that\u2019s equal parts indulgence and escape<\/strong>, Peanut Butter Cake<\/strong> is your golden hour treat \u2014 no fork required.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 HYBRID<\/p>\n

THC<\/strong> \u2013 32.35%<\/p>\n

CBD<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 0.01%<\/p>\n

NET WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,107,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21918","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-hybrid","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21918"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21918"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21918"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}