{"id":21916,"date":"2025-05-24T22:13:25","date_gmt":"2025-05-24T22:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21916"},"modified":"2025-05-24T22:13:26","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T22:13:26","slug":"elevator-mk-ultra-pr3x0-5g-indica","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/elevator-mk-ultra-pr3x0-5g-indica\/","title":{"rendered":"ELEVATOR – MK ULTRA PR3X0.5G INDICA"},"content":{"rendered":"

MK Ultra Pre-Rolls (3 x 0.5g)<\/strong>
By Elevator Cannabis<\/strong><\/p>\n

Strain:<\/strong> MK Ultra (Indica-Dominant)
Lineage:<\/strong> OG Kush \u00d7 G13
THC:<\/strong> Heavy-Hitter Territory (20\u201327%)
Flavors:<\/strong> Earthy \u2022 Pine \u2022 A Whiff of Government Secrets
Effects:<\/strong> Deep Relaxation, Brain Fog (The Good Kind), Couch-Level Zen<\/p>\n

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Because sometimes you don\u2019t want to take the edge off \u2014 you want to disassemble the entire blade.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Enter MK Ultra<\/strong>, packed neatly into three perfectly portioned 0.5g pre-rolls by Elevator Cannabis<\/strong>, so you don\u2019t have to lift a finger \u2014 literally or metaphorically. This strain isn\u2019t here to politely ask stress to leave. It\u2019s here to black-bag your anxiety and throw it in the back of a van<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

A cross between OG Kush and G13<\/strong> (a strain rumored to be cooked up in secret government labs \u2014 because of course it was), MK Ultra comes on fast and heavy. With THC levels that mean business and a terpene profile built to sedate even your inner overthinker, these pre-rolls are your golden ticket to mental shutdown in the most enjoyable way possible<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

The flavor? Think earthy pine, a touch of citrus, and the faint aroma of your responsibilities fleeing the scene<\/strong>. Light one up and you\u2019ll be gently escorted into a state of content stillness where your limbs feel like velvet and your thoughts sound like distant elevator music.<\/p>\n

Perfect for:<\/p>\n

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    Nighttime use<\/strong> (or pretending it\u2019s nighttime at 3 PM)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Ending a \u201cday\u201d that started with 17 emails and one existential crisis<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Watching your ceiling fan spin and thinking, \u201cYeah\u2026 this is enough.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    So if you\u2019re looking for something strong, smooth, and a little conspiratorial \u2014 MK Ultra by Elevator Cannabis<\/strong> doesn\u2019t just elevate, it evaporates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    SPECIES<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 INDICA DOMINANT<\/p>\n

    THC<\/strong> \u2013 30.67%<\/p>\n

    CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.01%<\/p>\n

    NET WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,109,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21916","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-indica","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21916"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21916"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21916"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}