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\ud83c\udf0c\u00a0Like Getting Hugged by a Coma<\/strong><\/h3>\n

You know those nights where the only thing on your to-do list is to melt into your furniture and reevaluate your life choices in peace? Good. That\u2019s exactly what\u00a0Jonny Chronic\u2019s Northern Lights Reefers<\/strong>\u00a0are here for.<\/p>\n

These slow-burning, heavy-hitting pre-rolls are packed with\u00a0premium Indica-dominant flower<\/strong>, a classic cross of\u00a0Afghani and Thai<\/strong>, which basically means you\u2019re about to get the kind of high that ends with you time-traveling to your own fridge. With THC levels ranging from\u00a022% to 28%<\/strong>, they don\u2019t mess around\u2014and neither should you.<\/p>\n

Expect warm waves of euphoria, full-body relaxation, and the kind of mental stillness that would make a monk jealous. Flavor-wise? Imagine if the forest and a spice rack had a baby, then wrapped it in a memory-foam blanket.<\/p>\n

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\ud83e\udde0\u00a0Mental Notes (Before You Forget Them):<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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    Caryophyllene<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 For that spicy, pain-numbing goodness<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Limonene<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 The citrusy whisper that says \u201cHey, maybe everything\u00a0is<\/em>\u00a0okay\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Myrcene<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 The bedtime story of terpenes: calming, comforting, possibly sedating<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    \ud83d\udecb\ufe0f\u00a0Ideal For<\/strong>:<\/h3>\n
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      Escaping awkward family dinners (mentally or literally)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Watching a documentary you won\u2019t remember<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Slowly fusing with your couch<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Meditating on the ceiling for no reason<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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      Jonny Chronic Northern Lights Reefers<\/strong>:
      Because sometimes the best plan is\u00a0no plan<\/strong>, a blanket, and forgetting how legs work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 INDICA DOMINANT<\/p>\n

      THC<\/strong> \u2013 25.3%<\/p>\n

      CBD<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 0.05%<\/p>\n

      NET WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21813,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,109,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21812","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-indica","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"sale","13":"shipping-taxable","14":"purchasable","15":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21812"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21812"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21812"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}