{"id":21810,"date":"2025-05-13T23:07:03","date_gmt":"2025-05-13T23:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21810"},"modified":"2025-11-02T19:43:57","modified_gmt":"2025-11-02T19:43:57","slug":"tastys-peach-diamond-infused-pr3x0-5g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/tastys-peach-diamond-infused-pr3x0-5g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"TASTY’S – PEACH DIAMOND INFUSED PR3X0.5G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tasty\u2019s Peach Diamond Infused Pre-Rolls<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Format<\/strong>: 3 x 0.5g | Type<\/strong>: Sativa | THC<\/strong>: 50\u201356%
Infused with Live Resin Diamonds & Terpenes<\/strong>
Warning<\/strong>: May cause spontaneous optimism and minor existential revelations.<\/p>\n

\ud83c\udf51 Sweet, Potent, and Just a Little Too Good for This World<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Let\u2019s be honest\u2014life\u2019s a flaming dumpster most days. Enter Tasty\u2019s Peach Diamond Infused Pre-Rolls<\/strong>: your fruity, high-octane lifeboat in an ocean of mediocrity. These aren\u2019t your average joints. They\u2019re infused with live resin diamonds<\/strong>, packed with over 50% THC<\/strong>, and taste like peaches fell in love with pure chaos.<\/p>\n

Each 0.5g pre-roll hits smoother than your ex\u2019s excuses and twice as hard. With a sativa-dominant flower base, it kicks off with a juicy peach inhale and lands somewhere between \u201cI could start a band\u201d and \u201cdid I just solve the meaning of life?\u201d Spoiler alert: no, but you’ll definitely vibe like you did.<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab Side Effects May Include<\/strong>:<\/h4>\n
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    Talking to plants (and thinking they talk back)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Laughing at things that aren\u2019t funny (including your own choices)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Thinking you\u2019re a genius for 45 minutes (you might be\u2014who knows?)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    \ud83c\udf3f The \u201cIngredients\u201d of Your Delusion:<\/strong><\/h4>\n
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      Terpenes<\/strong>: Limonene (for joy), Myrcene (for chill), Linalool (for questionable decisions), and Caryophyllene (for balance, allegedly)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Flavour Profile<\/strong>: Sweet peach, floral citrus, and a whisper of herbal regret<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      \ud83c\udf89 Perfect For<\/strong>:<\/h4>\n
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        Escaping boring group chats<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Laughing at your to-do list<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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        Pretending the world\u2019s not on fire\u2014for at least 20 minutes<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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        Tasty\u2019s Peach Diamonds<\/strong>: like a fruit smoothie made by a mad scientist who really<\/em> wants you to forget your responsibilities. You deserve it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

        INFUSED PRE-ROLLED JOINTS<\/b><\/p>\n

        SPECIES \u2013\u00a0<\/strong>Sativa<\/p>\n

        THC<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 50%<\/p>\n

        CBD \u2013\u00a0<\/strong> 0.0%<\/p>\n

        Total Terpenes <\/b>\u2013 4.89%<\/p>\n

        NET WEIGHT\u00a0<\/strong>\u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n

        Contains the Equivalent<\/strong> of 6g<\/strong> of Dried Cannabis<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21811,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,97,50,106],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21810","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-infused-pre-rolls","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","9":"product_cat-sativa","11":"first","12":"instock","13":"sale","14":"shipping-taxable","15":"purchasable","16":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21810"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21810"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21810"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}