{"id":21795,"date":"2025-05-10T01:00:33","date_gmt":"2025-05-10T01:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21795"},"modified":"2025-10-03T02:58:42","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T02:58:42","slug":"staycation-cloud-kicker-melonada-pr3x0-5g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/staycation-cloud-kicker-melonada-pr3x0-5g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"STAYCATION – CLOUD KICKER MELONADA PR3X0.5G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Staycation Cloud Kicker \u2013 Melonada Sativa Pre-Rolls (3 x 0.5g)<\/strong>
No passport. No pants. Just good vibes and interdimensional sunshine.<\/em><\/p>\n

Ever wanted to feel like you’re sipping a frozen drink on a beach where time doesn\u2019t exist and responsibilities are a myth? Melonada<\/strong> from Staycation\u2019s Cloud Kicker line is here to deliver just that kind of blissful brain-vacation\u2014no flights, no sunscreen, no actual planning required.<\/strong><\/p>\n

These three 0.5g sativa-dominant pre-rolls<\/strong> are rolled tight and packed with sunny citrus and ripe melon flavor<\/strong>, like summer got distilled into a joint and decided to show off. It’s fruity, it’s zesty, it’s got a mouthwatering tang\u2014and before you know it, your mood is floating 10 feet above the ground, waving at your former stress.<\/p>\n

But let\u2019s not pretend this is just about taste. Melonada hits with a bright, buzzing high<\/strong> that feels like someone flipped the lights on in your brain. We’re talking euphoric uplift, laser-sharp focus (on the weirdest possible tasks), spontaneous playlist-making, and a sudden urge to paint your feelings or text everyone you love.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Crafted with premium flower and infused with kief for an extra kick, these pre-rolls don\u2019t just elevate\u2014they launch<\/strong>. It\u2019s a staycation, yes, but one where you temporarily forget how linear time works.<\/p>\n

Perfect for:<\/strong>
\u2013 Morning mindset resets
\u2013 Creative escapades
\u2013 Long walks to nowhere
\u2013 Laughing at your own to-do list<\/p>\n

Melonada: your fruity, flight-free ticket to cloud nine.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 SATIVA<\/p>\n

THC<\/strong> \u2013 30.20%<\/p>\n

CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.05%<\/p>\n

NET WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":20578,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,50,106],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21795","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","8":"product_cat-sativa","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21795"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21795"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21795"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}