{"id":21790,"date":"2025-05-10T00:07:49","date_gmt":"2025-05-10T00:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=21790"},"modified":"2026-04-05T00:19:52","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T00:19:52","slug":"bold-root-beer-float-blunts-pr3x0-5g-indica","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/bold-root-beer-float-blunts-pr3x0-5g-indica\/","title":{"rendered":"BOLD &#8211; ROOT BEER FLOAT BLUNTS PR3X0.5G INDICA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"279\"><strong data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"215\">BOLD Root Beer Float Blunts (3 x 0.5g)<\/strong><br data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"218\" \/><em data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"279\">The dessert you light on fire. Guilt-free, memory-optional.<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"592\">Ever wanted to drink a root beer float, lie down, and not move for three hours? Now you can do the next best thing\u2014<strong data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"409\">smoke one<\/strong>. The <strong data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"445\">BOLD Root Beer Float Blunt<\/strong> is your ticket to a sugar-sweet shutdown, delivering <strong data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"521\">Indica-heavy bliss<\/strong> with just enough flavor to make you forget it\u2019s not an actual dessert.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"856\">Each blunt is stuffed with <strong data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"663\">high-potency, small-batch craft flower<\/strong> (a genetic lovechild of XXX OG and Vanilla Kush), and then <strong data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"781\">wrapped in a smooth, nicotine-free tea leaf blunt wrap<\/strong>\u2014because we like our indulgence clean, classy, and devastatingly effective.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"1221\">With <strong data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"897\">THC levels soaring from 30\u201336%<\/strong>, this isn&#8217;t a light buzz\u2014it\u2019s an edible in disguise. <strong data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"979\">Fluffy forest green buds<\/strong> coated in <strong data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1041\">frosty vanilla trichomes and rich amber pistils<\/strong> set the stage for a sweet symphony of <strong data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1175\">earthy root beer, creamy vanilla, hints of pine, citrus zest, and that faint herbal whisper<\/strong> that says, \u201cYes, you\u2019re definitely high now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1483\">The flavor hits like a nostalgic root beer float from a childhood you don\u2019t remember, and the high rolls in like a warm blanket filled with bad decisions and good intentions. Expect mellow body sedation, silly grins, and a spiritual connection with your couch.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1485\" data-end=\"1580\"><strong data-start=\"1485\" data-end=\"1498\">Terpenes?<\/strong> Limonene, Myrcene, and Linalool\u2014because even your breakdown should smell amazing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1582\" data-end=\"1758\">Whether you&#8217;re chasing flavor, sedation, or the end of your to-do list, this <strong data-start=\"1659\" data-end=\"1684\">3-pack of 0.5g blunts<\/strong> is your all-access pass to slow-motion delight and scheduled memory loss.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1844\"><strong data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1844\">Pairs well with: fuzzy blankets, late-night cartoons, and zero responsibilities.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013\u00a0INDICA<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 30.5%<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.05%<\/p>\n<p><strong>Terp: <\/strong>3.05%<\/p>\n<p><strong>NET WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":22975,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,109,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21790","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-indica","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21790"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21790"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21790"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}