{"id":21776,"date":"2025-05-06T23:40:06","date_gmt":"2025-05-06T23:40:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21776"},"modified":"2025-05-06T23:40:07","modified_gmt":"2025-05-06T23:40:07","slug":"bold-orange-crush-pr3x0-5g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/bold-orange-crush-pr3x0-5g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"BOLD – ORANGE CRUSH PR3X0.5G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Orange Crush Pre-Rolls (3 x 0.5g) \u2013 Sativa<\/strong><\/h3>\n

By Bold Growth<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bright, bold, and just slightly unhinged<\/strong> \u2013 Orange Crush is the citrus-powered sativa that tastes like sunshine and hits like a semi-truck full of oranges. This is your ticket to euphoria with just enough edge to keep things interesting. Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or diving headfirst into a questionable creative project, these pre-rolls have your back.<\/p>\n

Expertly packed in three smooth-burning 0.5g joints, Orange Crush blends California Orange x Blueberry<\/strong> into a juicy, diesel-kissed sativa that doesn\u2019t just whisper \u201cgood vibes\u201d \u2014 it screams them through a megaphone while doing donuts in your frontal cortex.<\/p>\n

Sensory Chaos (In the Best Way):<\/strong><\/h3>\n

\ud83c\udf4a Aroma:<\/strong> Like you just punched an orange in the face. Sweet citrus, fresh zest, and a hint of garage fuel.
\ud83d\udc40 Visuals:<\/strong> Sticky, trichome-coated buds with deep orange pistils \u2014 basically what a citrus storm would look like if it grew on trees.
\ud83d\udca8 High:<\/strong> Uplifting, creative, and slightly chaotic. Expect to have ideas. Lots of them. Not all will be good.<\/p>\n

The Science-ish Stuff:<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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    THC:<\/strong> 28\u201333% (Yes, that\u2019s high. No, we\u2019re not sorry.)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    CBD:<\/strong> <1% (You didn\u2019t come here for calm.)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Terpenes:<\/strong> Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene \u2013 a well-balanced trio for euphoria with just enough weird.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    This isn\u2019t just a smoke \u2013 it\u2019s a citrus-flavored existential crisis you\u2019ll enjoy every second of. Perfect for turning mundane errands into main-character montages or making your group chat think you\u2019ve really got it together.<\/p>\n

    Orange Crush: <\/strong>“<\/em>because life\u2019s short, and reality is overrated.”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 SATIVA<\/p>\n

    THC<\/strong> \u2013 29.90%<\/p>\n

    CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.06%<\/p>\n

    NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21777,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,50,106],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21776","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","8":"product_cat-sativa","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21776"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21776"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21776"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}