{"id":21770,"date":"2025-05-06T00:59:59","date_gmt":"2025-05-06T00:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21770"},"modified":"2025-11-09T20:04:39","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T20:04:39","slug":"spinach-fully-charged-atomic-gmo-pr5x0-5g-infused","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/spinach-fully-charged-atomic-gmo-pr5x0-5g-infused\/","title":{"rendered":"SPINACH – FULLY CHARGED ATOMIC GMO PR5X0.5G INFUSED"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cLight it up and hold on\u2014your thoughts are about to evacuate.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Fully Charged Atomic GMO Infused Pre-Rolls \u2013 Indica by Spinach\u00ae<\/strong>
Total THC: 35% | Atomic Sour Grapefruit \u00d7 GMO Cookies | Flavour: Sour \u2022 Citrus \u2022 Earthy<\/em>
\u201cBecause sometimes you want your weed to hit like a truck full of citrus-scented bricks.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Meet your new favorite heavy-hitter: Fully Charged Atomic GMO<\/strong> by Spinach\u00ae. This isn\u2019t your average pre-roll\u2014it\u2019s a turbo-infused flavor bomb<\/strong>, dialed up to a face-melting 35% THC<\/strong> with a cold-filtered extract that doesn\u2019t mess around. It’s potent, loud, and proud\u2014just the way your overstimulated brain likes it.<\/p>\n

Crafted from the explosive pairing of Atomic Sour Grapefruit<\/em> (zesty, wild, and citrusy) and GMO Cookies<\/em> (funky, garlicky, and earth-bound), this pre-roll is a chemical romance between sour citrus and savory dank<\/strong>. The result? A full-throttle flavor ride with heavy Indica effects that kick in fast and don\u2019t ask questions.<\/p>\n

From the first pull, you’ll know you\u2019re in for it: sharp citrus notes cut through with earthy funk<\/strong>, followed by a creeping body buzz that settles in like a warm, weighted blanket\u2026 if the blanket also made you question whether or not the couch is now part of your body.<\/p>\n

Perfectly rolled, expertly infused, and unapologetically strong, this pre-roll isn\u2019t for the faint of heart\u2014it\u2019s for the seasoned smoker who\u2019s been around the terpene block and still wants more.<\/p>\n

Perfect For:<\/strong>
\u2714\ufe0f Late-night sessions where silence is golden
\u2714\ufe0f Turning your brain down to \u201cplease hold\u2026\u201d
\u2714\ufe0f Getting hit with flavor and forgetting your group chat mid-text<\/p>\n

Warning:<\/strong> May cause deep relaxation, profound munchies, and the illusion that your cat is judging you (they are).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 COLD-FILTERED CANNABIS EXTRACT INFUSED (FULLY CHARGED ATOMIC GMO)<\/p>\n

THC<\/strong> \u2013 35.00%<\/p>\n

CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.1%<\/p>\n

NET WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 2.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21771,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,97,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21770","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-infused-pre-rolls","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"sale","13":"shipping-taxable","14":"purchasable","15":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21770"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21770"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21770"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}