{"id":21752,"date":"2025-05-04T23:26:33","date_gmt":"2025-05-04T23:26:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21752"},"modified":"2025-05-04T23:26:34","modified_gmt":"2025-05-04T23:26:34","slug":"potluck-maple-pancakes-7g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/potluck-maple-pancakes-7g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"POTLUCK – MAPLE PANCAKES 7G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"

\ud83e\udd5e Maple Pancakes \u2013 7g Sativa Flower by Potluck<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Sativa-Dominant | THC: 20\u201330% | Like Breakfast\u2026 If Breakfast Made You Question Reality<\/strong><\/p>\n

Some mornings, all you need is a warm stack of pancakes and a reason not to scream into the void. Enter Maple Pancakes<\/strong> \u2014 the sativa-dominant strain that smells like Sunday brunch and hits like a surprise therapy session. With THC pushing up to 30%, this isn\u2019t just \u201cwake and bake\u201d \u2014 it\u2019s wake, bake, and pretend you’re emotionally stable<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Dripping in buttery maple syrup notes, sweet berries, and a hint of pancake batter (or is that your life crumbling?), this flower smells like happiness and denial wrapped in a cozy flannel hug. It\u2019s the strain version of calling it \u201cself-care\u201d while slowly disassociating on the couch.<\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udf41 Flavour Profile<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    Maple syrup dreams<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Buttery comfort with a side of avoidance<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Sweet berry undertones that whisper: \u201cyou\u2019re fine, probably\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    \ud83e\udde0 Effects<\/strong><\/p>\n

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      Uplifted, chatty, and weirdly motivated<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      The kind of creative energy you use to overanalyze texts<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Social enough to function, high enough not to care<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      \ud83d\udce6 Format<\/strong>: 7g Dried Flower
      Made by<\/strong>: Potluck \u2013 because even your existential dread deserves flavour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      SPECIES<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 SATIVA<\/p>\n

      THC<\/strong> \u2013 25.1%<\/p>\n

      CBD<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 0.1%<\/p>\n

      NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 7.0G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21753,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,49,108],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21752","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-dried-flower","8":"product_cat-flower-7g","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21752"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21752"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21752"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}