{"id":21745,"date":"2025-05-04T21:49:52","date_gmt":"2025-05-04T21:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21745"},"modified":"2025-05-04T21:49:53","modified_gmt":"2025-05-04T21:49:53","slug":"endgame-neon-fizz-0-95g-disposable-vape","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/endgame-neon-fizz-0-95g-disposable-vape\/","title":{"rendered":"ENDGAME \u2013 NEON FIZZ 0.95G DISPOSABLE VAPE"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u26a1 Neon Fizz \u2013 0.95g Disposable Vape by Endgame<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Indica-Dominant | THC: 88\u201394% | Citrus + Chaos | Disposable Vape<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ever wish your anxiety came with a citrus twist and a quiet \u201cshhh\u201d? Neon Fizz<\/em> is your fizzy, THC-fueled ticket to tuning out the noise \u2014 with a flavour that says \u201csummer soda\u201d and an effect that says \u201ccancel the rest of the day.\u201d<\/p>\n

This 0.95g disposable is a full-bodied, Indica-dominant<\/strong> experience with THC so high (88\u201394%) it might just convince your overthinking brain to take a break. It’s got the zing of fresh citrus, the tickle of fizz, and the underlying calm of \u201cI don\u2019t even care about that group chat anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n

Formulated with clean distillate and terpene blends like alpha-pinene<\/strong> and beta-caryophyllene<\/strong>, Neon Fizz doesn\u2019t just taste good \u2014 it makes you feel like maybe, just maybe, things aren\u2019t spiraling after all.<\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udf1f Tastes Like<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

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    Zesty lemon-lime soda without the guilt or gas<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    That weirdly satisfying first sip of a drink you didn\u2019t ask for, but now can\u2019t stop<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Carbonated confidence in vapor form<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    \ud83d\udcad Feels Like<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

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      Your muscles sighing in relief<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      A gentle wave of \u201cmaybe I\u2019m fine\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Like someone unplugged your thoughts for a bit and didn\u2019t ask permission<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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      \ud83d\udcc5 Best Enjoyed When<\/strong>:
      \u2714 You’re mentally done by 3 p.m. but pretending you still care
      \u2714 You want to relax without full-blown hibernation
      \u2714 You’re trying to fall asleep without thinking about that thing you said in 2015<\/p>\n

      \ud83d\udeab No buttons. No charging. No sudden bursts of motivation.<\/strong> Just puff and dissolve into citrusy stillness.<\/p>\n

      Made with mild regret and excellent distillate by<\/strong>: Endgame \/ Adastra Labs (Ontario, Canada)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 INDICA<\/p>\n

      THC<\/strong> \u2013 91.31%<\/p>\n

      CBD<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 0.1%<\/p>\n

      NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 0.95G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21746,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,52,59],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21745","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-cart-510-vape","8":"product_cat-disposable-vape","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21745"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21745"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21745"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}