{"id":21630,"date":"2025-04-07T01:13:30","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T01:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21630"},"modified":"2025-04-07T01:13:31","modified_gmt":"2025-04-07T01:13:31","slug":"7-acres-cactus-funk-breath-7g-indica","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/7-acres-cactus-funk-breath-7g-indica\/","title":{"rendered":"7 ACRES \u2013 CACTUS FUNK BREATH 7G INDICA"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Cactus Funk Breath 7g Indica Flower by 7Acres<\/strong> \ud83c\udf35\ud83d\udca8<\/p>\n

Get ready to chill out<\/strong> like you\u2019ve never chilled before. Cactus Funk Breath<\/strong> is an Indica-dominant hybrid<\/strong> that\u2019s here to take you from “stressed” to “completely checked out” in just a few puffs. With THC levels<\/strong> packing a punch between 25% and 31%<\/strong>, this strain doesn\u2019t mess around \u2014 you\u2019ll be feeling relaxed<\/strong>, euphoric<\/strong>, and maybe even questioning why you ever thought you had your life together.<\/p>\n

When you light up Cactus Funk Breath<\/strong>, don\u2019t expect your typical fruity flavor profile. This one\u2019s all about that skunky<\/strong>, sour<\/strong>, and just a touch of spicy funk<\/strong>. It smells like you stumbled into a spice cupboard mixed with a freshly plucked garden \u2014 in other words, it\u2019s got character. With terpenes like myrcene<\/strong>, limonene<\/strong>, and a little kick from caryophyllene<\/strong>, this strain doesn\u2019t just smell like cannabis \u2014 it owns<\/em> it.<\/p>\n

And the high? Oh, it\u2019s as smooth as it sounds. You\u2019re in for a ride of deep relaxation, where couch-lock<\/strong> becomes your best friend. You know, the kind of high that makes you wonder if you even need to do anything productive ever again<\/strong> (spoiler alert: you don\u2019t). If you\u2019ve had a long day of pretending to be a responsible adult, this is the strain that says, \u201cYou\u2019ve done enough today, buddy. Go ahead, kick back.\u201d<\/p>\n

Just a little heads-up: Cactus Funk Breath<\/strong> isn\u2019t for the “I just want a light buzz” crowd. It\u2019s powerful<\/strong>, funky<\/strong>, and perfect for when you\u2019re ready to say goodbye to all your responsibilities \u2014 even if just for a little while. Whether you\u2019re relaxing solo or vegging out with friends, this strain\u2019s got your back. Just remember to have a comfy couch and maybe some snacks nearby \u2014 you won\u2019t be moving much once you light this up.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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INDICA<\/strong><\/p>\n

THC<\/strong> : 33.1%<\/p>\n

CBD<\/strong> : 0.07%<\/p>\n

NET<\/strong>\u00a0WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0: 7 g<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21631,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,49,108],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21630","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-dried-flower","8":"product_cat-flower-7g","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21630"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21630"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21630"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}