{"id":21624,"date":"2025-04-06T23:33:11","date_gmt":"2025-04-06T23:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&p=21624"},"modified":"2025-09-07T19:57:32","modified_gmt":"2025-09-07T19:57:32","slug":"weed-me-black-mountain-side-pr3x0-5-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/weed-me-black-mountain-side-pr3x0-5-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"WEED ME – BLACK MOUNTAIN SIDE PR3X0.5 SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Black Mountain Side Pre-Rolls \u2013 3 x 0.5g<\/strong> \ud83d\udeac\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n

Ready to get your brain buzzing<\/strong> and your body moving? Black Mountain Side<\/strong> brings the sativa power<\/strong> with a 29-35% THC<\/strong> punch, perfect for when you need to stay awake and pretend you have your life together. A cross between Girl Scout Cookies<\/strong>, Durban Poison<\/strong>, and OG Kush<\/strong>, this strain is a flavor bomb<\/strong> of lemon<\/strong>, diesel<\/strong>, and just a hint of skunk<\/strong> \u2014 because, apparently, that\u2019s how we roll.<\/p>\n

Each pack contains three pre-rolls<\/strong> (0.5g each) that come in lightweight paper cones<\/strong> with a filter<\/strong>. No mess, no fuss \u2014 just high THC<\/strong>, bold flavors<\/strong>, and a high that\u2019ll have you feeling like you can conquer the world\u2026 or at least the first two hours of your workday.<\/p>\n

Perfect for those who want to get stuff done, but also enjoy the smell of diesel in the morning<\/strong>. Just don\u2019t be surprised if you end up a little amped up<\/strong> and talking about that one time you tried to make a smoothie and ruined the blender.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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SPECIES<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 SATIVA<\/p>\n

THC<\/strong> \u2013 31.12%<\/p>\n

CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.06%<\/p>\n

NET WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21625,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,50,106],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21624","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","8":"product_cat-sativa","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21624"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21624"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21624"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}