{"id":21622,"date":"2025-04-06T23:13:46","date_gmt":"2025-04-06T23:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=21622"},"modified":"2026-03-02T00:59:56","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T00:59:56","slug":"jonny-chronic-cherry-bomb-refers-pr3x0-5g-sativa","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/jonny-chronic-cherry-bomb-refers-pr3x0-5g-sativa\/","title":{"rendered":"JONNY CHRONIC &#8211; CHERRY BOMB REFERS PR3X0.5G SATIVA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"\" data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"161\"><strong data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"156\">Jonny Chronic Cherry Bomb Reefers Pre-Rolls \u2013 0.5g x 3 Pack<\/strong> \ud83c\udf52\ud83d\udeac<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"556\">Tired of dull-witted pre-rolls that don\u2019t do anything for you? Say hello to <strong data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"257\">Cherry Bomb Reefers<\/strong> \u2014 a <strong data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"279\">sativa-packed<\/strong> punch that\u2019ll keep you <strong data-start=\"303\" data-end=\"317\">wide awake<\/strong> and <strong data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"350\">ready to take on the day<\/strong> (or at least pretend you are). These pre-rolls hit you with <strong data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"425\">sweet kiwi<\/strong>, a <strong data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"451\">zesty citrus blast<\/strong>, and just enough <strong data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"489\">earthy undertone<\/strong> to remind you that you&#8217;re an adult with questionable life choices.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"907\">With <strong data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"593\">115-145 mg of THC per 0.5g<\/strong>, these pre-rolls pack a serious punch \u2014 perfect for when you need to <strong data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"677\">stay alert<\/strong>, get creative, or just stop being a lazy, unmotivated mess. <strong data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"766\">Three hand-rolled joints<\/strong> give you enough to last a few sessions, though we\u2019re sure you\u2019ll probably smoke them all in one sitting (no judgment, we\u2019ve all been there).<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"1150\">Cherry Bomb is for those who want a <strong data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"965\">bold, no-BS high<\/strong> \u2014 just be prepared to feel <strong data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1012\">amped up, alert<\/strong>, and maybe a little paranoid about the <strong data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1087\">awkward text you sent last week<\/strong>. But hey, at least you\u2019ll be awake enough to <strong data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1149\">deal with it<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 SATIVA<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 26.7%<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.05%<\/p>\n<p><strong>NET WEIGHT<\/strong> \u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21623,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,50,106],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21622","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","8":"product_cat-sativa","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21622"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21622"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21622"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}