{"id":21556,"date":"2025-03-15T01:25:03","date_gmt":"2025-03-15T01:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/?post_type=product&#038;p=21556"},"modified":"2025-03-15T01:25:04","modified_gmt":"2025-03-15T01:25:04","slug":"figr-couch-banana-pr3x0-5g-indica","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/product\/figr-couch-banana-pr3x0-5g-indica\/","title":{"rendered":"FIGR &#8211; COUCH BANANA PR3X0.5G INDICA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"137\"><strong data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"137\">Couch Banana Pre-Roll 3 x 0.5g by FIGR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"451\">Prepare to sink into the ultimate state of relaxation with <strong data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"214\">Couch Banana<\/strong>, the Indica-dominant pre-roll that\u2019s as unforgettable as it is indulgent. With THC levels between 24% and 30%, this strain offers a powerful, steady high that will have you blissfully glued to your seat, leaving all your stress behind.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"922\">The name says it all \u2014 this is your ticket to becoming one with the couch. Expect a rich, complex aroma that begins with the sweet, creamy essence of <strong data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"613\">banana<\/strong> and blends effortlessly with the tropical bite of <strong data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"673\">skunk<\/strong>. A hint of <strong data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"695\">citrus<\/strong> and the earthy warmth of <strong data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"736\">brown sugar<\/strong> round out the experience, creating a flavor profile that\u2019s uniquely enticing. It\u2019s a blend of fruit and funk, perfect for legacy lovers who appreciate a strain with depth and character.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"1338\">The terpene profile of <strong data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"959\">limonene<\/strong>, <strong data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"972\">myrcene<\/strong>, and <strong data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"995\">caryophyllene<\/strong> ensures that the effects hit you in all the right places \u2014 calming your body, uplifting your mood, and ultimately leaving you in a state of peaceful, mindless relaxation. Whether you&#8217;re winding down after a long day or simply want to let go of all tension, <strong data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1269\">Couch Banana<\/strong> is here to give you that perfect \u201cI\u2019m not moving anytime soon\u201d vibe.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1531\">With its legendary lineage of <strong data-start=\"1370\" data-end=\"1386\">Lemon Royale<\/strong>, <strong data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1401\">Banana OG<\/strong>, and <strong data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1419\">TK Skunk<\/strong>, <strong data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1437\">Couch Banana<\/strong> is more than just a strain \u2014 it\u2019s an experience you\u2019ll want to come back to, again and again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>SPECIES<\/strong> \u2013 Indica Dominant<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 28.30%<\/p>\n<p><strong>CBD<\/strong> \u2013 0.06%<\/p>\n<p><strong>THC<\/strong> \u2013 Total Terpenes (2.50%)<\/p>\n<p><strong>NET WEIGHT<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 1.5G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":21557,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[48,109,50],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21556","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-cannabis","7":"product_cat-indica","8":"product_cat-pre-roll-joints","10":"first","11":"instock","12":"shipping-taxable","13":"purchasable","14":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/21556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21556"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=21556"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=21556"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.upinsky.ca\/stmarys\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=21556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}