Description
Up in Sky Sativa – Green Crack PR 2 x 1g
Total THC: 34%
If caffeine just isn’t cutting it anymore — or if you’ve considered drop-kicking your alarm clock into another dimension — Green Crack might be exactly what you need. With a heavy-hitting 34% THC, this sativa-dominant strain launches your brain into overdrive, minus the existential dread (well, most of it).
Expect a euphoric, laser-focused high that’ll have you questioning whether you really needed that third cup of coffee — or sleep. It hits fast, tastes like citrus and mango took a vacation in a pine forest, and leaves you feeling like you might actually reply to those 47 unread emails (no promises, though).
Perfect for daytime use, crushing creative projects, or simply pretending like you’ve got your life together. It’s the kind of strain that says, “I’ve got energy, and I might use it wisely… or I might reorganize my spice rack at 2AM.”
Effects: Alert · Creative · “We’re doing stuff today!”
Tastes like: Citrus · Mango · Mild regret for not trying it sooner
Best For: Waking up, faking productivity, or having deep thoughts about snacks
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