TWEED – GORILLA BERRY 28G INDICA

Description

Tweed – Gorilla Berry (28g Flower)

Type: Indica | THC: 20–26%
Format: 28 grams (a full ounce of self-care)
Genetics: Gorilla Glue x Blueberry

🦍 Welcome to the Big Bag of Forgetting

So you’ve decided to commit — not just to an evening of doing nothing, but to a whole 28 grams of it. Respect. Tweed’s Gorilla Berry isn’t just a strain; it’s a lifestyle choice. An Indica that says, “No, I will not be attending your event,” and “Yes, I am wearing this hoodie for the third day in a row.”

A cross between the couch-lock legend Gorilla Glue and the juicy calm of Blueberry, this strain brings berry-forward sweetness with earthy, diesel undertones that hit like a velvet sledgehammer. With THC hovering between 20–26%, it’s potent enough to pacify your overthinking, existential dread, and any urge to leave the house.

🍇 Flavour Profile:

• Ripe blueberry, dank earth, and just enough funk to raise an eyebrow

• Pairs beautifully with silence, snacks, and not responding to messages

🫠 The High:

• Heavy body melt with a side of time distortion

• Emotionally soothing, physically sedating, spiritually horizontal

• May cause sudden reevaluation of your responsibilities — and a complete disregard for them

🛋️ Perfect For:

• “Netflix and never leaving this room”

• Creative thinking that never actually becomes doing

• Falling asleep halfway through deep thoughts

📦 Why the 28g Bag?

• Because rolling one joint at a time is cute… but let’s be real, you’re not stopping at one

• A better investment than therapy (though we support both)

• Bulk-level bliss for the seasoned pro or the deeply committed introvert

Tweed Gorilla Berry – 28 Grams of Peak Indica Energy
For those who want to feel like a sentient marshmallow in a world on fire. You can’t fix everything, but you can light this, melt into the couch, and care just a little less.