Description
Tasty’s Peach Diamond Infused Pre-Rolls
Format: 3 x 0.5g | Type: Sativa | THC: 50–56%
Infused with Live Resin Diamonds & Terpenes
Warning: May cause spontaneous optimism and minor existential revelations.
🍑 Sweet, Potent, and Just a Little Too Good for This World
Let’s be honest—life’s a flaming dumpster most days. Enter Tasty’s Peach Diamond Infused Pre-Rolls: your fruity, high-octane lifeboat in an ocean of mediocrity. These aren’t your average joints. They’re infused with live resin diamonds, packed with over 50% THC, and taste like peaches fell in love with pure chaos.
Each 0.5g pre-roll hits smoother than your ex’s excuses and twice as hard. With a sativa-dominant flower base, it kicks off with a juicy peach inhale and lands somewhere between “I could start a band” and “did I just solve the meaning of life?” Spoiler alert: no, but you’ll definitely vibe like you did.
😵💫 Side Effects May Include:
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Talking to plants (and thinking they talk back)
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Laughing at things that aren’t funny (including your own choices)
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Thinking you’re a genius for 45 minutes (you might be—who knows?)
🌿 The “Ingredients” of Your Delusion:
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Terpenes: Limonene (for joy), Myrcene (for chill), Linalool (for questionable decisions), and Caryophyllene (for balance, allegedly)
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Flavour Profile: Sweet peach, floral citrus, and a whisper of herbal regret
🎉 Perfect For:
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Escaping boring group chats
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Laughing at your to-do list
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Pretending the world’s not on fire—for at least 20 minutes
Tasty’s Peach Diamonds: like a fruit smoothie made by a mad scientist who really wants you to forget your responsibilities. You deserve it.
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