Description
Wedding Cake – 0.35g x 10 Pre Rolls (Indica Hybrid)
By Spinach
THC: 34.00% |
Linalool · Caryophyllene · Limonene
Flavour: Sweet · Fruity · Earthy · Vanilla frosting for your last brain cell
The only kind of Wedding Cake that doesn’t end in awkward speeches and financial ruin.
This isn’t just flower—it’s a full-blown commitment to doing absolutely nothing with extraordinary intensity. Packed into 0.35 grams of frost-covered, terps-rich Pre rolls, Spinach’s Wedding Cake delivers on its name: sweet, rich, and slightly overwhelming in the best way.
With a mind-numbing 34% THC, this Indica-hybrid is what happens when Triangle Mints, Kush Mints, and White Tahoe Cookies get together and decide therapy is expensive, so you might as well just melt into the couch instead.
Every inhale layers on notes of ripe fruit, warm vanilla, and a grounding earthy spice—like dessert for your nervous system. Dominant terpenes linalool, caryophyllene, and limonene hit that sweet spot between “wow, I feel incredible” and “did I just forget my own name?”
💀 Perfect for turning off notifications… and also your inner monologue
🍰 dense, trichome-heavy — because you clearly have no plans to leave the house
🧠 Indica hybrid effects = full body buzz, partial memory loss, mild existential clarity
Whether you’re recovering from life or just trying to forget it’s Monday, Wedding Cake Pre Rolls is the kind of treat that understands you—and gently suggests you stop trying so hard.
Spinach’s Wedding Cake: Because some of us don’t need a reason to disappear into a blanket fort for a weekend.
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