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The Long Weekend – Blueberry Lambsbread Edition
30g of “maybe I will respond to that email… tomorrow.”
Welcome to The Long Weekend, your official excuse to ghost your responsibilities, avoid that one friend who “just wants to vent,” and sink blissfully into a couch while questioning the concept of linear time. This isn’t just premium weed—it’s a beautifully crafted ticket to not giving a damn for hours.
Starring the one and only Blueberry Lambsbread, this Indica-dominant strain is like if Bob Marley and a blueberry muffin had a deep, existential conversation and then decided to become a plant. It blends fruity sweetness with a grounded, earthy vibe that says, “You’re not doing anything productive today—and that’s okay.”
Pop the lid on this 30g container and you’re immediately greeted with dense, resin-coated buds that smell like they’ve been grown in a berry patch run by chill monks. One whiff and you’ll wonder why you’ve been bothering with things like ambition or clean laundry.
With THC levels ranging from 20% to a wild 29%, you’ll feel your anxiety pack its bags and quietly slip out the back door. CBD under 1% means this one’s here for a good time, not necessarily a therapeutic one—but hey, who needs therapy when you’ve got a body high that feels like being wrapped in a burrito made of clouds?
Thanks to a terpene range of 2–4%, each hit hits different—in the best way. Expect a swirl of blueberry flavor, earthy spice, and the creeping realization that you’ve been staring at the microwave clock for 20 minutes thinking about mortality… but in a fun way.
The Long Weekend is perfect for doing absolutely nothing with shocking intensity. Whether you’re camping, binge-watching a series you’ll never finish, or sitting in the bathtub wondering if the water’s judging you, this strain’s got your back (and possibly your last three brain cells).
So gather your friends, light up, and let the world fall apart without you for a while. You’ve earned this break from reality—even if reality didn’t technically ask for your input in the first place.
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