Description
🌺 Maui Wowie – 1g 510 Vape Cart (Live Resin Infused)
By EVEN Cannabis | Sativa | Tropical as hell. THC-heavy.
Say “aloha” to productivity… then immediately ghost it.
Maui Wowie is your sunny little escape pod from the dumpster fire of daily life. Infused with live resin for a flavor so fresh it might slap you with a pineapple, this Sativa is like a beach vacation — if the beach was on another planet and you didn’t have to talk to anyone.
With a high-energy head buzz that kicks in faster than your last existential crisis, Maui Wowie helps you feel creatively inspired, socially acceptable (for once), and suspiciously like everything might be okay — at least until the vape runs out. Bright citrus and sweet tropical fruit dance across your taste buds like they’ve never paid rent a day in their life.
🧠 Effects: Zingy euphoria • ADHD but make it fun • Vacation-mode unlocked
🍍 Flavor Profile: Fresh pineapple • Sweet citrus • Hints of “is that sunshine?”
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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Live resin-infused = max flavor, max vibes
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Actually helps you finish a sentence (maybe even a project)
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Makes you forget your coworkers’ names on purpose
So yeah, if you’re looking for clarity, creativity, and a brief but beautiful detour from whatever late-stage capitalism is throwing at you… grab this cart, take a hit, and pretend you’re not just vibing in your car outside Target.
Maui Wowie. Because therapy is expensive, and this tastes like fruit.
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