ELEVATOR – PINEAPPLE EXPRESS 28G SATIVA

Description

🍍 Pineapple Express – 28g Sativa Dried Cannabis by Elevator Cannabis

THC: 29.81%
Terpenes: 3.1% (β-Myrcene 1.1%, β-Eudesmol 0.2%, β-Caryophyllene 0.3%, (−)-Guaiol 0.2%)
Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Format: 28g Whole Flower

Description:

Hop aboard the Pineapple Express—Elevator Cannabis’s turbocharged sativa that doesn’t just lift your mood, it straps a rocket to it. With a staggering 29.81% THC, this isn’t your grandma’s weed unless she’s secretly a thrill-seeker.

The aroma? Think of a tropical fruit salad that’s had a little too much fun—pineapple, citrus, and a whisper of pine, all wrapped up in a 3.1% terpene profile that’s as bold as it is blissful. The dominant terpenes—β-Myrcene, β-Caryophyllene, and (−)-Guaiol—combine to create a flavor explosion that’ll have your taste buds doing the cha-cha.

Expect an uplifting, euphoric high that kicks in faster than a caffeine shot, followed by a smooth, mellow comedown that leaves you relaxed but not couch-locked. It’s the perfect companion for creative endeavors, social gatherings, or just staring at the ceiling contemplating the universe.

Why You’ll Love It:

• High THC Content: 29.81%—because you didn’t come here for a light buzz.

• Flavor Explosion: Tropical, citrusy, with a hint of pine—like a beach vacation in a bag.

• Balanced Effects: Euphoric and uplifting, without the crash.

• Generous Quantity: 28g of whole flower—enough to share… or not.

Final Thought?

If you’re looking for a strain that delivers both potency and personality, Pineapple Express by Elevator Cannabis is your ticket to ride. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart—or the faint of lungs.