Description
Orange Crush Pre-Rolls (3 x 0.5g) – Sativa
By Bold Growth
Bright, bold, and just slightly unhinged – Orange Crush is the citrus-powered sativa that tastes like sunshine and hits like a semi-truck full of oranges. This is your ticket to euphoria with just enough edge to keep things interesting. Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or diving headfirst into a questionable creative project, these pre-rolls have your back.
Expertly packed in three smooth-burning 0.5g joints, Orange Crush blends California Orange x Blueberry into a juicy, diesel-kissed sativa that doesn’t just whisper “good vibes” — it screams them through a megaphone while doing donuts in your frontal cortex.
Sensory Chaos (In the Best Way):
🍊 Aroma: Like you just punched an orange in the face. Sweet citrus, fresh zest, and a hint of garage fuel.
👀 Visuals: Sticky, trichome-coated buds with deep orange pistils — basically what a citrus storm would look like if it grew on trees.
💨 High: Uplifting, creative, and slightly chaotic. Expect to have ideas. Lots of them. Not all will be good.
The Science-ish Stuff:
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THC: 28–33% (Yes, that’s high. No, we’re not sorry.)
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CBD: <1% (You didn’t come here for calm.)
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Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene – a well-balanced trio for euphoria with just enough weird.
This isn’t just a smoke – it’s a citrus-flavored existential crisis you’ll enjoy every second of. Perfect for turning mundane errands into main-character montages or making your group chat think you’ve really got it together.
Orange Crush: “because life’s short, and reality is overrated.”
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