Description
Green Monster Breath – The Indica That Doesn’t Give a Damn
Brace yourself, because Green Monster Breath is about to flip your world upside down and leave you face-first on the couch wondering what just happened. This isn’t your sweet, sleepy time Indica—it’s the one that drags you into a heady, relaxing experience you didn’t ask for but definitely needed.
With a THC range of 280 to 340 mg/g, Green Monster Breath is the heavyweight champ of Indica strains, packing a punch that’ll knock out your stress, your worries, and possibly your ability to walk in a straight line. Created by crossing GMO and Animal Cookies, this strain is for anyone who’s ever felt like a good nap wasn’t enough and that they needed a full-on knockout to escape the daily grind.
The terpenes—Humulene, Caryophyllene, and Myrcene—make sure you’re hit with an intense, pungent aroma that smells like something the Hulk might vape. This isn’t “fresh flowers,” it’s “weirdly herbal” in the best way possible. You’ll get blasted with a candied strawberry flavor that makes you think, “Wait, is this dessert or a drug? Who cares?” The buds, coated in so many crystals they look like a 3 AM mistake, only confirm that this is some top-shelf, couch-locking insanity.
Expect a sour, citrusy, herbal ride straight into relaxation, and don’t even try to pretend like you can handle this while doing anything productive. Green Monster Breath is for the brave (or the reckless), and it’s here to remind you that sometimes it’s okay to just zone out and let the monster take over. So, if you’re looking for a strain that doesn’t give a damn about your plans for the evening, go ahead—meet your match in Green Monster Breath. It’s not just a high; it’s an experience.
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